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Shrek stands on top of the ropes and beckons on the crowd's cheers. Shrek changed the animation game forever (and if you're doubting its prestige, tell us why it premiered at Cannes!). FIONA: No kidding. Tutorial. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. DONKEY: See! It's hideous! Shrek challenges Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the others to spend the night in Lord Farquaad's haunted castle telling scary stories. Donkey sharply leans his head to the side, letting off a loud crack. Shrek catches up with Donkey and Fiona, who are waiting near the exit. The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! Shrek yelps and jumps away. Fiona grabs hold of the arrow and begins to pull. DONKEY: Wait a minute. What am I? This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! PUSS Okay. She's lifted up into the air and she hovers while the magic works around her. That was really scary. I love it! MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX All except for one with an image of Farquaad on it, which Dragon breaks with her fist. I like that. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. FIONA: Well then why didn't he come rescue me? Here's what we know. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. -Oh, shut up. And there's that big awkward silence you know? She notices a suit of armor that reminds her of Shrek. MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! She puts her hand on his arm, but he nudges it away and walks past her. DONKEY: Aww, that's beautiful. No, no, no. What a load of -. No. It's disgusting! (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Her sad look turns to bitterness. The bee, of course, flies anyway. DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. He goes outside to investigate, and sees Donkey assembling a line of branches and small rocks. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. I just-- I just --. Shrek climbs to the top of a tree, using his weight to cause the tree to bend over the river and form a bridge. It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--. I tell him, I tell him not Fiona picks the last petal off the sunflower, smiling. The princess here was just--. (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? It's no wonder why movie fans won't let go of the idea of Shrek 5. FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! I'm the gingerbread man! Just beautiful. Very clean. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. And that's when you say, "I object!". FARQUAAD: I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! No one must ever know. Dragon looks back at Donkey after him and Shrek climb off of her back. Blue flower, red thorns. Keep your legs elevated! DONKEY: Princess? All right, hop on and hold on tight. I-It's very late. Back there. (chuckles). You can't breathe a word. FIONA: I mean--ah, why wait? Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. FIONA: Stop it. That's my tail! Princess, where are you? FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! Take it away! DONKEY: Well, yeah! Fiona goes inside the windmill, gives Shrek a look, and closes the door. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. Several of the characters from the movie made their way into the musical, but that doesn't mean they all stayed the same. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. FARQUAAD: Oh, anxious, are we? OLD WOMAN: No, no! Good? The church is packed with citizens. This is really good. Now kiss me! DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. SHREK: Yeah, right before they burst into flames! No navegador na aba Whatsapp faa a combinao te teclas Ctrl + Shift + i se preferir aperte F12 (Vai abrir a aba Dev Tools) na Dev Tools Encontre a aba Console e logo em baixo, voc encontrar uma linha. SHREK: Enough! Oh, no, no. DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. Everyone stands in awe. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. Donkey opens the door to the windmill and steps in. Don't mess with me. No, no. He rolls over, knocking Fiona off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. DONKEY: Man, I like you. Hold on now. He reads it aloud. See that's your half, and this is my half. OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. Fiona's mood changes and she sits up to abruptly face the sunset. Okay. He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. It's not like it has feelings. Fiona demonstrates her martial arts skills and easily defeats up every last Merryman. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. That's bad. They gaze up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations to Donkey. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. Run! I'm lookin' down! Shrek: Just with each other. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. MIRROR: What I mean is you're not a king yet. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. You gotta let me stay! Dark clouds block out the blue sky above them. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. Wake up and smell the pheromones. No! (to Donkey) You! MOUSE 2: It's not home, but it'll do just fine. FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. The Three Good Fairies hide inside a tent. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. FIONA: Oh, now you wanna talk? (his nose grows). Finally all the knights are down. Calm down! Shut. DONKEY: Cool. She hangs limply while Shrek carries her and Donkey walks behind them. (jumps down to the table). No! (he runs inside the hut). They make their through the crowd. SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. Next! Caso voc baixou o Script arraste o arquivo . I've heard enough. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Shrek: Donkey! Awful stuff. Take love's true form. Now, tell me! Fiona pulls her arm from Shrek's grip. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! DONKEY: Uhhhh! Among the attendees are the fairytale creatures once banished to the swamp, as well as a few Duloc Guards. DONKEY: What did you do with the princess?! Shrek lets go of the chain and the chandelier falls onto her head, which acts as a collar around her neck. SHREK: Stop singing! SHREK: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. I'm right here beside ya, okay? I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. That's the last thing on my mind. DONKEY: I don't get it. Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. DONKEY: Really? DONKEY: Wow. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not sayin' I do, 'cause I don't -- she's a princess, and I'm Shrek tosses the spit aside and trudges away. Three! Okay, um, ogres are like onions. GINGY: Eat me! Fiona kneels down and takes Donkey's head in her arms. But you only look like this at night. Shrek throws a sunflower into the fireplace. You are what you eat, I said. This horrible, ugly beast! They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. That's why I'm better off alone. Please welcomeCinderella! Shrek is sitting at the dinner table when he hears a sound outside. FARQUAAD: Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. You're gonna tear it off. His back is to a Princess Fiona, laying upright on the bed near the window. Fiona wakes up and looks at him lying on the floor unconscious. Back, beast! Dead. MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. FIONA: You're -- you're wonderful. Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. Woo, look at that! DONKEY: What's the matter with you? DONKEY: Hey, wait. Shrek's confused look turns into a big grin. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. FIONA: But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture, both of which are dumbfounded. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. DONKEY: (singing) "On the road again", sing it with me, Shrek! This is all my fault. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. Don't get all slobbery. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? DONKEY: Can I say something to you? I can't breathe. He's really quite a chatterbox. DONKEY: (still aimed at her stomach) Listen, keep breathing! SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. Donkey sniffs the eggs and licks his lips. You get it? You are the best and brightest in all the land, and today one of you shall prove himself better and brighter than all the rest. FARQUAAD: Ugh! Shrek Script Google Doc. Oh, pick me! A knight tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but he turns in time to sees him and jumps on him. They never last, do they? The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. He hears a huge ripping sound and looks over at Fiona, who has torn the bark off of a tree with her bare hands. SHREK: Oh, yeah. Her look turns from nervousness to bemusement, and she awkwardly smiles. Shrek: Alone. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. But, Shrek? The dragon knocks down portions of the bridge until Donkey is left staying on a lone pillar. PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he calms down. Shrek, greatly annoyed, lifts his hand and snuffs out a little fire on the bed left behind by the Dronkeys. Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. BISHOP: People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union. Fiona glances nervously at the window, noticing the sun slowly dropping toward the horizon. SHREK Oh, come on! It sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. I'll find us some dinner. (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. Fiona and Farquaad are leaning in to kiss, but are interrupted when Shrek bursts through the doors. Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. The Gingerbread Man has been mended somewhat and now has one leg and walks with a candy cane cane. A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. "Wanted. SHREK: It's quiet. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. Get him! Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. You rescued me! The Script: https://imsdb.com/scripts/Shrek.html Amazon Music Unlimited FREE 30 DAYS: http://www.getamazonmusic.com/RAZZLE GUESTS Grant Turner: ht. Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. (laughs). FIONA: Wait--where are you going? (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. You have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. You don't have to worry about a thing. She looks down at him with disgust, and then averts her attention to the window. Up. Donkey trots over to Shrek as he kneels by the fire and fiddles with one of the spits. Shrek and Donkey look around the square, which is deserted. DONKEY: Oh, yeah. That'll do. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! FARQUAAD: Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding Shrek initially seems taken aback by Lord Farquaad's harsh comment, but he quickly brushes it off and turns his attention towards Fiona. (awkward silence) Can I stay with you? -Twenty pieces. When he reaches the table we see that he is too short to see above it. DONKEY: Man, isn't this romantic? THELONIUS: Three! Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc. The exit's over there! A man and woman run through the castle's entrance. I'm a terrifying ogre! ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . Farquaad holds Fiona's hand, puckers his lips, and leans toward her. FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? SHREK: Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me? 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