eeyore monologue

(beat) No, I do not stroke it with one hand while laughing madly. So, run along, ya gombeen. Even though hes my best friend, we have sort of a love/hate relationship. If I gave up even one of them up, would I give up my chances of winning? What should I say? Theyre just statues, now. Windslow is my 80-year-old husband. I couldnt believe I just got pulled into my mirror by my own reflection! Pooh: That was what I wanted to ask you. Im not an armrest, IM A HUMAN BEING! How does it NOT fall over? You and Lisa going at each others necks the whole time! The sun had already risen, its heat overbearing. Fourth Place Winner! (Rolls eyes and slaps forehead.) But when I was messing around with Ricky, I told him I liked disco. Sharing our time together, watching me in the shower, sitting with me on the toilette. What do I have to eat or drink. (Animatedly) Oh! Why do you do this to our family Lord? Fine she- (turns around and starts to talk to the friend but stops themselves and turns back around) Did you see that? I didnt even think about it, officer. Dont you look at me like that, I do not want to have another shrimp incident. They all balance on a tightrope struggling to remain steady over the sea of death. Pooh: You can keep anything in it; it's very useful like that, and I wanted to ask you---. What I saw was terrifying. So unusual for a catI said, I know that we arent going to keep herof course, I realize that we already have sixteen cats. (pauses, looks at groom) I love him. You would be too, if you lived at my house. Im so nervous, what if I suck? But in the midst of all excitement Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task of house hunting for Owl. It was 1946, and I had been signed by Fox. So instead, I just waited for the cops to arrive. First Place Winner By: Hannah Chaffin, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A conceited high school girl who volunteers to visit a disabled boy, is called out for actually being selfish and egotistical. My dad told Jacob that he had made him see the world in a different way. She . Second Place Winner By: Payton Doerksen, Carman, Manitoba, Canada, Age 13 Gender:Female Genre:Dramatic Description:A young woman overhears her sister singing alone at night. It was a familiar spot to Winnie the Pooh for he would often wander there doing nothing in particular, and thinking nothing in particular. And now, there is something I need to say to you. Pooh: I found out what's troubling Eeyore. Whooops. I should be there in about five minutes. Listens to someone in the audience.) Why I became such a slack off. Why not? (trying to joke) You are not paying $1 million for a popsicle, are you? Actually, I speak five languages, but this mission trip will be great because it will really set me apart on my college applications. I dont think you get it, one day I can feel like I have the world but the next everything can change, its as if you have had everything one day but then have nothing. (beat) What was that? By: Marwan Lahbabi, California, USA, Age 14 Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic Description: A troubled teen tells his story to a new psychiatrist. Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? If I was a single mom working two jobs just to provide for a kid who failed all of their classes I would be mad too. Genre: Comedic. Coronavirus? Everything I just said. Gliding through the galaxy, faster that hundreds of times the speed of light, I can see in all directions. Everything makes sense now. Video-How to Plan a Year of Drama Lessons. I mean take me to dinner first. You see, if I was in the light booth, then there was no way I could have run down the stairs until I reached the stage and found the knife stashed in a lock box by the rigging system roughly 25 feet away from Alice. Who am I kidding? I cant believe this; Im locked out again. Still do. No, its not a tattoo, its a scar. If students or adults want to perform these monologues on video, we may be interested in sharing the video performance on this page. This is Captain McGrady. That man down there, do you see him? You and I both know Im going to be responsible for this child I didnt even ask for. By: Chelsie K., Alaska, USA, Age 12 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A cat tells a dog whos boss. I mean, shrimp? Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how s-s-should we-uh, you think i-if we-Eeyore: I guess one of those would be just the thing. <> I would never be able to show my face in public. Poem by Eeyore by A.A. Milne is a thirty-seven line poem that is contained within a single stanza of text. We havent talked in a long while, and I thought about not sending this, but we swore to be friends for life, and I am keeping my promise. Mandarin Oriental Spa Products, Of course, by this point, it isnt my story anymore anyway. First off, the research opportunities at your university are mind blowing! Can I have my heels back now, Mr. Brown? This woman with crocs thing is getting old and I have to work tonight! Both. Not your enemy. If you remembered anything, you might remember that, right? I was out in the garage taking off my boots, and she just wandered in. ", Owl: Yes, well, actually, of course, I wrote "A very happy birthday with love from Pooh.". They show how Ive been hurt, but also how Ive healed. I love you, just keep your distance and we wont have any altercations. I was in heels after all. (Breathes in, breathes out.) I know that sounds selfish, I mean, I have everything. Its not my fault the principal left her purse on her desk granted the door was locked. Those are bad for me. Well I can't stand around lollygaging all day, I've got a tight scheduleThink it over. This beautiful pattern like a willow branch. Im sure you arent as capable of keeping track of your first fifty middle names. Oh! I love you too. Ill never get married, or have children, or finish my snake skin collection or fulfill my life-long dream of being a fortune-cookie writer. Listenersof which, there arent anyand I dont mean to start off on such a low note, but Im gonna go insane if I have to be stuck with myself for another two months. No wait. Ive got a date. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT FOR SKIPPING THAT ONE LACROSSE PRACTICE-what?! Your ignorance has driven me to my breaking point! No. So I said, Sure, why not. You see, whenever a new species is created, all of its traits are put in a big pot and left to mix. Rabbit: Oh, waiting for somebody to help you out of the river? Sweetie, dont waste your life as I did. This is the beginning of: "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" (1977). By: Annelise M., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A mother tells her teenage daughters to stay in school and to not make the same mistakes she did. I miss my family. Blah blah blah blah I love to learn something, something, something I spend my summers attending contemporary art conferences in Europe okay okay, okay wheres the important stuff? Hesitates.) Oh! unachievable. To Pooh it was a very anxious sort of night, filled with anxious sorts of noises, and one of the noises was a sound that had never been heard before. It's easier if people don't look when I'm writing. They would run their hands over my rich, smooth mahogany surface, but no one bothered to actually open me up. Im sorry Mrs. Trask. Im almost always late to school because mom wakes up so late. Oh, thats the end of our session? He says it was a cat. Its may I go to the nurses office, child, not can. By: Ruby Whitehorn, Age 17, Michigan, USA Description: Nationally ranked high school basketball player struggles with making the decision to confess using steroids for the championship game. Oh. Wait, did you guys call me a thief right here, did you really just call me a thief?! [Gopher] Say, what's wrong, sonny? Yeah and also, its true that I ran for Student Council last year but there was a miscommunication. No. With you? Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time. Give me that salad. Okay, I will not cry. By: Molly McKenna., Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 17 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student panics while taking a test. First Place Winner! It was great seeing you. I didnt want to bother him with my problems after he had to work the night shift this week. Still dont know why he decided to teach English. The original concept was to develop Pooh as a full length animated feature, but Walt decided to break the film up into short featurettes. I think I was speeding. Yeah, weve all heard it, Penelope. Oh, right okay! Youre supposed to help her. I dont think I learned a single thing in his class. Wishing for those times when you came over and we became like sisters. [Piglet] Yes, oops. I cant wait! Whoosh! )Maybe we can come up with a compromise. When he caught me looking through his phone, he was a little mad, and he explained that just because hes talking to women, doesnt mean hes cheating on me. The cable is going to snap and Im going to fall hundreds of stories. [Narrator] As soon as Christopher Robin heard of the disaster, he hurried to the scene of Owl's misfortune. A Milne. Ill say it. Its almost like youre always doing something that needs apologizing for. Think. I wish I could. This is false advertisement, and I will not, no, CAN not stand for it! Ill just try and make a cover story. But I should have. You have two parents who love you, who are always there. (pause) Samantha created this and I think its starting to drive her, wellcrazy. In the Winnie-the-Pooh books, Eeyore is a miserable, pessimistic donkey who spends his time wallowing around his riverbank, worrying and complaining. Then when I got on the bus, I was going to tell Izumi, but he wasnt on the bus. No, cause then hes gonna ask me where I work and he might call them. None of my friends do! What about the time that you lied to Elizabeth about never having dated Joelle and she found out and broke up with youbreaking your heart, really. Willy nilly silly old bear Eeyore is a pessimistic and gloomy old stuffed donkey belonging to Christopher Robin. [Christopher Robin] Silly old bear, here, give me your paw. Youve got to be kidding me. This paper that will destroy my GPA. Eeyore: I like turning, especially round. In the distance, I could hear the familiar hush of the ocean. That computer right there. I was just minding my own business. "Yup, I know how that feels." "Moved me to tears." "Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore." "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one." Pooh's Heffalump Movie "The sky has finally fallen. Ive practiced for hours. By: Ava Reis, Age 12, St. Louis, MO, USA Description: A teenager is forced to go and see a psychologist by their parents. This just isnt fair. I know Im late for work, but you would not believe the morning Ive had! He's gumming up the whole project. You though, youve been through so much. As I walk away, I think about how this man had changed my life. Because its secure. Im so sorry! By: Karly Anderson, Age 14, Texas, USA Description: A young person is nervous about a big audition. I love you too. Love, Jack (Grabs paper folds it up, and puts it in an envelope), First Place Winner! WaitI think that is my mom now! (pause) Alright, well, Ill give you the backstory. By: Jackie Huang, Age 15, New York USA Description: Sometimes we would rather erase ourselves than face the reflection in the mirror. Im terrified, in fact Im petrified. (Getting angry.) Ive been thinking a lot about the double helix and how it reminds me of sacred geometry. Oh no it's not. [Gopher] I'm gonna skidaddle. When I walk to the door that is clearly a sign I no longer wish to be here. By the time the third featurette was released Winnie the Pooh had become a household name. By: Jack Lassman, Age 13, New York, USA Description: Sharon, a mother from Savannah, Georgia, speaks to her group of friends. But when you came and took me away, I never really felt safe again. Waking up felt like a job. Genre: Dramatic. I understand that I am interviewing you for the accountant position here. No lies, no false fronts. Were all innocent, I tell ya. 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