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Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. Santana: Yes I did. The first is horrible but predictable. In real life, that absolutely would have happened. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? Santana: And Pablo Escobar? with a mouth like cat's ass. Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. I counted the number of times youd smile at me, and Id die on days that you didnt. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. Of course they have fake IDs. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. It was that damn Trouty Mouth. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. Brittany: God, I'm so sad. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. someone who knows more than three dance moves: the finger wag, the I mean, that special place where she lives? I think she was a holiday hoarder. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. Showtime "The monologue when she tells Monica why she can't take Liam away is so amazing. First theres the pause. It's exhausting to look at you. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. But not this. Hi DM! Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. Santana: Well that's good, cause I hear your professors are into that. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. You? Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. He's made of magic. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. Santana Monologue Glee Shack's Advocate Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. You tell Marley she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. Oh Well that sounds a little molesty. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. I mean, after I dont know how! Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. You look like an assless J-Lo. glee monologues santana. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? How did that marriage work out for you. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. ". And were lesbians. How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves:' the finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Artie: We assumed it was you. Oh, come on. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. By that point I had felt that way for years. And we'd like more please. Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. Wait was that supposed to say lesbian? Wait, somethings definitely wrong. I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. Its so hard to talk about Glee without talking about the rapidly changing world for gay rights that was also happening around it. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. Mostly, though, the dialogue. You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! I'm like a lizard. Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. I loved seeing her happy. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? Ive listened to it about a gazillion times over the last many years, and it always gets me in my guts, but I forget what a punch it really is to my hearts face to watch the scene. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. Men. Gunther: I take this! I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. #acting For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. The whole thing is played perfectly. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. And thats a true story, too. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. No one gives a damn about you. But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. It learned me two things. Those scenes are not in this transcript. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) Brittany: Not really. I always go to the yelling place. (Quinn slams Santana . Go. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. Olsen Twins, let me tell you something. For your joy, for your talent, for teaching me how to be unapologetic about the things I love. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Yeah, I mean, who knows? WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! ". When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. It fit. Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) And I want more than anything for you to be my last, but I can't do this anymore. You wont be forgotten. If I'm going to be paying a third of the rent, I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. Santana: I don't know. Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. This is it. We miss you. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. And he meant it. I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. Santana: In theory. That's like vocal masturbation. In the original, the unicorn was riding you. Maybe in junior college. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. 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